I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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