Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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