im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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