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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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