and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
