VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
My pussy is not your playground.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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