You just made me feel so damn special
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I am naked and annoyed.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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