Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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