Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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