No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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