she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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