just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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