dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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