K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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