I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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