Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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