stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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