I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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