This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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