Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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