Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Do vagina's smell?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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