dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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