even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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