Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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