i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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