would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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