I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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