Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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