if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I can text with my tongue
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana