You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.