A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch