Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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