Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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