Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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