Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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