guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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