Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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