I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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