My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
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