Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
only you would photoshop your dick
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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