dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
So vagazzling was a success
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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