I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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