where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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