My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
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He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Sorry about my life...
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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