I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
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Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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