SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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