Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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