Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Farmville is her only friend.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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