Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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