too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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