do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
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better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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