I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
