You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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